11/12/2022 0 Comments Tiny piano player joke![]() The bartender asks again, “What’s in the sack?” The man again replies, “It’s nothing worth seeing, don’t worry.” Later, the man comes up for his third drink. Later in the night, the man orders another drink. The bartender asks, “What’s in that sack?” The man replies. Surely this time the machine would do its job? With the process finished, the guard ran back into the room, only to find the man still alive and looking entirely healthy. Finally the room was vacated and the switch thrown. His head was wetted, his arms strapped in, and the guard eyed him with something between wonder and fear. The man was lead for a third time to the electric chair. The guilty man plead and begged for bananas, but the guard claimed it was an honest mistake but too late to change now. This time he asked for 5 bananas, but the guard was wiley - he has read about this man and how he always had bananas before his sentence was carried out, and so this time (with a grin, it's said) he brought the train driver 5 apples instead. Once again he faced a jury, once again they found him guilty and a judge sentenced him to the electric chair. But sure enough, eventually he slipped back in to old habits and this time killed five people - a family trying to free their dog stuck in the tracks. Anyway, this time he did much better and worked hard to stay awake during his late shifts. I guess it was the only job he was trained for (pardon the pun). The state law remained the same, so he was let out again, where - somehow - he got another job with another train company. He was asked again for his final meal, chose two bananas this time, and his sentence was carried out again.Īnd yet again, he didn't die. Hauled before the courts again, he got exactly the same sentence - the electric chair. This time his negligence killed two kids playing around on the tracks when again he'd fallen asleep and failed to stop the train in time. ![]() Sadly, almost exactly the same thing happened again. He walked away a free man, and actually got another job as a train driver. The state law meant that, legally, his sentence had been carried out and he was free to go. They checked the machine and it was working fine, it just seemed not to harm him. His time came and he was placed into the chair, the room vacated and then the switch was thrown.īut. Just before being put in the chair, he was given the choice of final meal and chose a single banana, oddly. He was tried for manslaughter and sentenced to the electric chair. He ended up failing to recognise a stop sign and as a result his train hit a person and killed them immediately. He was operating a late night train and fell asleep at the controls. He looks at his dog sadly, “sorry spots, I guess he doesn’t believe you can talk.” The dog looks up, confused, “maybe I should’ve said DiMaggio.” ![]() Spots, who is the best baseball player?” “Ruff!” The bartender, done being fooled with, throws the man in his dog out of the bar, taking all his money. Spots, what texture is sandpaper?” “Ruff!” The bartender reaches hand over the counter, almost touching the man, “I won’t ask again sir.” “I have one more, just watch. Spots, what kind of situation are you in when you didn’t study for a test?” The dog, “Ruff!” The man carries on the bit, “See bar tender my dog can talk! You’re in a rough situation when you don’t study!” The bartender, “Now boy don’t play with me now, just pay your tab, that dog can’t talk!” “Well here, I’ll prove it to you. ![]() Let’s make a deal, if my dog can talk then you’ll let me have my drinks for free.” The bartender states, “there is no way that damn dog can talk! Pay me the money!” The man in response states, “No no sir, watch. “Bartender, I only have 20 bucks I can’t pay for this drink. He calls the bar tender over hoping to strike a deal. At the end of the night, when he got the tab, he was astounded at the $50 check. A man walked into a bar with his dog and ordered a few drinks. ![]()
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